[something witty goes here]

May 30

Superpower roulette, the page you get is your new superpower. -

amixedreality:

toxius:

xiamtigerlilyx:

consultingdicks:

sonicsandrocksalt:

insane-for-kicks-and-giggles:

everlarkonfire:

radiantasthemockingjay:

wonderarity:

fyeahlilbitoeverything:

electrophilic:

assmeister:

Air Manipulation

:O

Sleep Manipulation

Nerve Manipulation. Bow before me.

Photography vision.

Tim Drake you jelly?

mind exchange

idiosyncratic manipulation

so basically i could control one personal item with my mind, but it could be something super lame like a blanket… cool

Fear inducement… >: D

Death-Force Manipulation

Morality Empowerment wHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN????

I wasn’t going to reblog this but then I got Literary Manipulation

THAT’S COOL

Ursine Physiology

IMMA BEAR, MOTHERFUCKER, IMMA BEAR

Aztec Deity Physiology

I GET TO TURN INTO AZTEC GODS MOTHERFUCKERS

Prayer Empowerment.

The ability to be empowered by the prayers of others.

I AM AMATERASU, MOTHER TO YOU ALL

~~also this is highly ironic~~

Digital Form.

I will steal all of the credit card numbers and replace everyone’s Facebook photos with porn.

(Source: professorsteel)

May 29

syldoran:

foodymcfeadawulv:

cel-phone:

professor-genkis-hot-butt:

mii-rose:

Everyone make yourself into a brightly colored candy person

kawaiiamon:

addigot-moxie:

professorbel:

dwayna:

I look like a fairy kei scene girl mix wat

i love doll dress up things okay

fashion sense

what fashion sense

im gonna kill you guys i have a doll making problem how can i resist

the first thing i do when i come back from camping

is a productive thing

Too much fun with all the blue combinations ; w;

God dammit tumblr I have a doll game addiction why are you feeding it

I am a pretty princess

I cut the last of the bleach out of my hair months ago, but you are not properly a candy girl without two or more colors.

I M TEHR KUWAEE. NYANDESURAWRZ. =^-^=

I hate the clothes selection in this thing. All the pieces are so huge and lacey and completely fug.

(Source: excitabletortoise)

May 22

syldoran:

So there was this one time that I was doing homework for my anatomy class, and I read about punctured lungs, and that inspired me to write a six-page story about one of my characters getting into an awful motorcycle accident that night for no other reason than to do so.

I don’t write a whole lot of happy things.

Replace “writing” with “drawing,”
and o hay, it’s me.

[video]

That moment when you make yourself in Mass Effect.

How do I social life.

I do this with generally every game that includes a female character creator.

However, romancing space aliens in front of your boyfriend as yourself is fucking aaaaawkwaaaard.

(via syldoran)

May 21

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May 20

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May 19

syldoran:

thepaperplaneofexistence:

fuzzyblankets:

beastmaster-noel:

heiligeharmonie:

letsfabulousmax:

eisernedrossel:

watchingfromshadows:

millionairephilanthropist:

thethunderer:

Nom, Kiss Kick… yes.

Suicide, hate, flesh.

Um..

Trutysin. Norligsi. Malice.

Secret, malice, rage.

lust, secret, malice. okay. i don’t agree I:

Tease, secret, kiss.
Wat.

Malice, secret, enigma

Suicide, scum, sin

; -; okay

Fool, flesh, men.

…well then.

Flesh, men, malice.

What.

I want none of these things.

These fool reads.

Wut.

(Source: yuppipuppy)

(Source: , via sailorfailures)